Invoice value

Publicado em 25/03/2015 06:09 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Valor da nota

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Flávio S. Pires";

Programmer: Where do I inform this increase value from invoice to the user’s report?
Boss: No, you don’t. Just decrease this value from total value, then it’s Ok.
Programmer: But decrease it from invoice wouldn’t be slush fund??
Boss: What are you?? FBI Agent?? IRS auditor??

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Designer friend

Publicado em 24/03/2015 17:37 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Amigo Designer

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string sender;
sender = "Gramathur";

Designer: Man, I got a new job to us. The client wants it in two months. I’ll draw the layout and you do the programming
Programmer: ok
(Three weeks later…)
Programmer: Dude, where’s the layout? I need it now…
Designer: ok. I just sent it to your email…
Designer (at phone): Hi! Jerry? I just sent the layout to the programmer. So, tomorrow your site will be online!

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The secret of Captain America

Publicado em 22/03/2015 19:24 Leave your thoughts
 
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Thor: My hammer is magical, but what about your shield?
Captain: I implemented a callback function!

Documentation

Publicado em 21/03/2015 07:31 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Documentação

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string sender;
sender = "Mike";

Boss: Our client said his users don’t know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them.
Programmer: Ok, I’ll do it and include it on help section
(Some time later…)
Boss: The client said the users don’t know where’s the documentation, so make it more prominent…
Programmer: Ok, I’ll put it on the screen as soon as the system runs…
(Some time later…)
Boss: The client said the users don’t know that they need to read the documentation
Programmer: PLOP!

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Invisible button

Publicado em 19/03/2015 19:30 1 Comment
 
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Original: Botão Invisível

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Conrado Adolpho";

Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does
Programmer: What an awful idea!
Boss: Do what he asks, because you don’t talk with the users, so you don’t know how to do it…
(Later…)
Boss: The user called complaining because he’s not finding the button with the statistics…

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