Publicado em 01/10/2015 19:43
Original: Erro no download
sender = "Dumatus";
Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form.
(Some time later…)
Boss (by phone): Programmer, I’m here at customer’s office. There’s an error on download button…
Programmer: What error?
Boss: I’m clicking on it and the download starts without ask to log in
Programmer: Are you logged in?
(Long silence followed by a phone thrown at the wall)
T-shirt: Send nulls
Publicado em 29/09/2015 14:24
Original: Dia Nacional do Café
A.P.: Dude, what’s going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support…
Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day…
A.P.: So… ?
Programmer: So Jimmy gave coffee to Alonso, to celebrate the day…
A.P.: So… ?
Programmer: So Alonso got fast! He never did so much mess so fast…
T-shirt: Coffee day = date();
Publicado em 28/09/2015 05:56
Friend: Dude, the sky was cloudy last night, i haven’t seen the eclipse.
Programmer: I saw.
(Programmer sad face)
T-shirt: The eclipse lasted all night
Publicado em 25/09/2015 19:40
Original: Novo projeto
sender = "André Barreto";
Boss: I have a new project to you, guys… It’s for a new customer
Programmer: Cool. What do they need?
Boss: I don’t know yet. But you can start to code while I will go there to ask…
T-shirt: (Darth Vader) I am your coder
Publicado em 24/09/2015 19:52
sender = "Hyago Brendoll";
Friend: Dude, is it possible to recover some photos that I deleted from my USB stick?
Programmer: Yes, if you didn’t overwrite them yet…
Programmer: Did you copy anything to the stick after that?
Programmer: So I can recover them
Friend: Man! This is awesome!! So you’re telling me if I have a 8Gb USB stick, delete everything, then fill it again, I’ll have 16Gb!!
Programmer (whispering): Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not kill.
T-shirt: Go home, you’re drunk!