Problem on list

Publicado em 26/02/2015 04:15 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Problema na listagem

real story;
string sender;
sender = "bibi";

User: The associated list on our site shows the full list… And it has filter options A | B | C…
User: But when we click on “A”, it shows only the names starting with “A”…
Programmer: One minute…
Programmer (showing the phone to all colleagues): It’s now on speaker to hear you better… Can you repeat?

T-shirt: Everybody laughs

Satisfaction

Publicado em 25/02/2015 11:52 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Satisfação

/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */
Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks...
Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved...
(At home)
TRIMMMMMMM! (Alarm clock)
Programmer (waking up): Damn!!
--
T-shirt: void

Exception

Publicado em 24/02/2015 05:09 1 Comment
 
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Original: Exceção

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Macoto Jr";

Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it’s not stored on database…
Programmer: Let me see… Show me where on the code you are displaying that message
Alonso: Here: throw new Exception(‘User successfully saved!’);
Programmer: FACEPALM!

T-shirt: Why?

Network error

Publicado em 23/02/2015 04:45 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Erro na rede

real story;
string sender;
sender = "ZettaBrasil";

Trainee: I’m remotely on user’s computer because he can’t access the system. It might be DNS error…
Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card…
Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!
Programmer: TROLLFACE!

What language?

Publicado em 19/02/2015 05:30 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Rodrigo Ottero";

(1998…)
Boss: What are you arguing about?
Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project
Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one?
Programmer: Well…
(Half hour later…)
Boss: So, it’s obvious… Use both languages to write the system…

T-shirt: (Mario picture)