Publicado em 19/11/2015 17:45
Original: Nada vermelho
sender = "Cyber Alex";
Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout…
User: No, you have to change this! It doesn’t have any red in our company, so it can’t have anything red on the site
Programmer: What?? It doesn’t have anything red on this site!
User: Yeah? And that red button with an “x” at top? Why can’t you change to blue?
T-shirt: That’s a good story for a comic
Publicado em 12/11/2015 16:20
sender = "Eduardo Nicioli";
Programmer: Hi, we’re waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet?
Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken… They were looking for some guy called webmaster…
T-shirt: It had to be Alonso… oh, wait!
Publicado em 04/11/2015 18:44
Original: Reproduzindo o erro
sender = "André Lana";
Alonso: I still can’t reproduce here the user’s error…
Programmer: Ok, so we’ll have to debug it on customer’s office…
(A little later…)
Alonso: Ready, I took everything. Are we going now?
T-shirt: I wonder if you were working with mainframes
Publicado em 03/11/2015 17:19
Original: Coloca na nuvem
sender = "Luan";
Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I’m afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks…
Programmer: So, put them in the cloud…
Wife: The cloud?
Programmer: Yeah, in the internet…
Wife: Is there a cloud in the internet?
Publicado em 01/11/2015 01:45
Programmers are always confused between Halloween and Christmas
Because 31OCT = 25DEC