Batman v Superman

Publicado em 11/12/2015 00:30 Leave your thoughts
 
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Batman v Superman == Batman Superman | Batman | Superman
Batman ^ Superman == Batman Superman
Batman xor Superman == Batman | Superman
~ Batman v Superman == Batman Superman | Superman | null
Batman v ~ Superman == Batman Superman | Batman | null
~ (Batman ^ Superman) == Superman | Batman | null
~ (Batman v Superman) == null

Security first!

Publicado em 07/12/2015 18:43 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Seguran├ža acima de tudo!

real story;
string sender;
sender = "edio";

Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database…
Programmer: Great! No problem!
Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email…
Programmer: PLOP!

T-shirt: Why can’t we store only the asterisks?

You might be super, but…

Publicado em 04/12/2015 18:33 Leave your thoughts
 
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You might have super powers
(Flash picture)
You might have great ability
(Arrow picture)
You might be a super being from another planet
(Clark/Smallville and Supergirl pictures)
But without your hacker…
(Pictures of Cisco/Felicity/Chloe/Winn)
You would be seated and watching batman do all the job
(Batman picture)
Value your hacker!

Which operating system?

Publicado em 30/11/2015 17:30 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Qual sistema operacional?

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Robson Oliveira";

(Alonso talking to a partner)
Partner: Which operating system are you using?
Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute…
(Alonso turns to the Programmer)
Alonso: Which operating system am I using?
Programmer: PLOP!

T-shirt: I don’t know, but it crashes

Nothing red

Publicado em 19/11/2015 17:45 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Nada vermelho

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Cyber Alex";

Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout…
User: No, you have to change this! It doesn’t have any red in our company, so it can’t have anything red on the site
Programmer: What?? It doesn’t have anything red on this site!
User: Yeah? And that red button with an “x” at top? Why can’t you change to blue?
Programmer: PLOP!

T-shirt: That’s a good story for a comic