My way

Publicado em 05/05/2015 13:27 2 Comments
 
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Original: Do meu jeito

Boss: So you have to do (…) and (…)
Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to…
Boss: Don’t discuss! Do it my way!
(Later…)
Boss: It’s perfect! I told you my way was the better one!
A.P.: Weird! His way was the better one?
Programmer: Of course not! I just ignored him and I did it the right way!

T-shirt: Online I am handsome

Vitality

Publicado em 04/05/2015 05:43 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Vitalidade

(Sometime in the future…)
Guy: Cool… At your age you sir keep working, dedicated… What is the secret to be with that age with that vitality?
Gray-haired Programmer: Well, I’ve been living always without sleep, programming all night, without a social life, drinking coffee and energy drinks all my life… Always at computer…
Guy: Wow! And how old are you?
Programmer: 30.

T-shirt: MSX

Project management

Publicado em 01/05/2015 18:01 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Gerenciamento de projetos

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Beto Raposa";

Boss: I don’t understand all that code on your screen. It’s greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you’re doing… So I will know you’re not working on something out from our projects…
Programmer: Ok. I’m implementing a class to manage the…
Boss: No, no… I don’t need too much details… Just say you’re working on our project always you’re working on it.

T-shirt: My boss is a zombie

In the cloud

Publicado em 27/04/2015 18:25 4 Comments
 
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I met the “Alonso” of that story:

na-nuvem

real story;
string sender;
sender = "Paiva";

Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud…
(Alonso looking up to the clouds)

T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

Weird behavior

Publicado em 24/04/2015 10:19 Leave your thoughts
 
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Original: Comportamento estranho

real story;
string sender;
sender = "João Gabriel";

User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior…
Programmer: How weird? Because it’s already approved…
User: Yes, but I just saw that every time I vote one option, it changes the percentage of all other options!

T-shirt: I see dead users