alert() 11/09/2015 22:31

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Tiago";

Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error...
Programmer: Let me see...
Alonso: I got that code: alert("Strings must be enclosed in quotes");
Programmer: And what's the error??
Alonso: It shows an error box saying that the strings must be enclosed in quotes...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: You interrupted my minesweeper for this??

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

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Original: Mais um desenvolvedor

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Marcelo";

Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks?
Programmer: About 18 hours
Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?
Programmer: It's 10am now. What kind of math are you using?
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Agile 09/09/2015 23:34

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Original: Agilizando a produção

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Marcelo";

Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging
Programmer: Geez, man! Why no one thought of this before??
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System speed 08/09/2015 22:54

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Original: Lentidão

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Uedson Carlos";

Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed. You need to fix it to avoid complaining
Programmer: The tech team already checked and it's network problem, as we told you before
Boss: No, you didn't. But I told them that the problem might be a clogged cable...
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Definition of Done 13/08/2015 09:02

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Original: Definição de Pronto

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/* Definition of Done */
String[] senders = {
"Edson Yanaga",
"Bruno Souza"
};

Boss: Done?
Programmer: It’s done! Just compiling now...
Programmer: It’s done! Just need to test!
Programmer: It’s done! Just need to deploy!
Programmer: It’s done! Just a small bug, I’ll fix it!
Programmer: It’s done! It’s just the file that’s corrupted!
Programmer: It’s done! Just need to configure…
Boss: The customer says it is not working…
Programmer: How come? It works on my machine!
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We've lost everything 12/08/2015 18:09

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Original: Apagaram os dados

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Mauro";

Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING!
Programmer: What?
Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!
Programmer: I'll see it on my computer
(Later...)
Programmer: Everything is ok in the database
Alonso: Oh, forget it. Instead of * I typed "8" on select...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: Why me?

Project issues 11/08/2015 09:16

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Original: Projeto com problemas

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Gordinho";

Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT??
Programmer: What? I told you! I sent an email explaining everything!
Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL AND YOU EXPECT I WOULD READ?
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Long 13/05/2015 22:15

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Original: Campo Long

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Sergio Filho";

Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need?
Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large. Just to point out: on Date classes, Java uses long integer to store the number of milliseconds from 1970-01-01 till now and it's far from overflow...
Boss: I'm talking about long integer, not about date type!
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My way 05/05/2015 17:27

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Original: Do meu jeito

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Boss: So you have to do (...) and (...)
Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to...
Boss: Don't discuss! Do it my way!
(Later...)
Boss: It's perfect! I told you my way was the better one!
A.P.: Weird! His way was the better one?
Programmer: Of course not! I just ignored him and I did it the right way!
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Vitality 04/05/2015 09:43

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Original: Vitalidade

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(Sometime in the future...)
Guy: Cool... At your age you sir keep working, dedicated... What is the secret to be with that age with that vitality?
Gray-haired Programmer: Well, I've been living always without sleep, programming all night, without a social life, drinking coffee and energy drinks all my life... Always at computer...
Guy: Wow! And how old are you?
Programmer: 30.
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T-shirt: MSX

 

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