We've lost everything 12/08/2015 18:09

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Original: Apagaram os dados

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Mauro";

Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING!
Programmer: What?
Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!
Programmer: I'll see it on my computer
(Later...)
Programmer: Everything is ok in the database
Alonso: Oh, forget it. Instead of * I typed "8" on select...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: Why me?

Project issues 11/08/2015 09:16

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Original: Projeto com problemas

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Gordinho";

Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT??
Programmer: What? I told you! I sent an email explaining everything!
Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! YOU SENT ME AN EMAIL AND YOU EXPECT I WOULD READ?
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Long 13/05/2015 22:15

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Original: Campo Long

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Sergio Filho";

Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need?
Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large. Just to point out: on Date classes, Java uses long integer to store the number of milliseconds from 1970-01-01 till now and it's far from overflow...
Boss: I'm talking about long integer, not about date type!
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My way 05/05/2015 17:27

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Original: Do meu jeito

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Boss: So you have to do (...) and (...)
Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to...
Boss: Don't discuss! Do it my way!
(Later...)
Boss: It's perfect! I told you my way was the better one!
A.P.: Weird! His way was the better one?
Programmer: Of course not! I just ignored him and I did it the right way!
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T-shirt: Online I am handsome

Vitality 04/05/2015 09:43

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Original: Vitalidade

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(Sometime in the future...)
Guy: Cool... At your age you sir keep working, dedicated... What is the secret to be with that age with that vitality?
Gray-haired Programmer: Well, I've been living always without sleep, programming all night, without a social life, drinking coffee and energy drinks all my life... Always at computer...
Guy: Wow! And how old are you?
Programmer: 30.
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T-shirt: MSX

Project management 01/05/2015 22:01

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Original: Gerenciamento de projetos

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Beto Raposa";

Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing... So I will know you're not working on something out from our projects...
Programmer: Ok. I'm implementing a class to manage the...
Boss: No, no... I don't need too much details... Just say you're working on our project always you're working on it.
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T-shirt: My boss is a zombie

In the cloud 27/04/2015 22:25

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I met the "Alonso" of that story:

na-nuvem

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Paiva";

Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...
(Alonso looking up to the clouds)
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T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

Weird behavior 24/04/2015 14:19

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Original: Comportamento estranho

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "João Gabriel";

User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior...
Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...
User: Yes, but I just saw that every time I vote one option, it changes the percentage of all other options!
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T-shirt: I see dead users

Windows version 21/04/2015 08:54

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Original: Versão do Windows

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "walterfcarvalho";

Programmer: Hi, are you the IT manager? The database server is running Windows, right?
IT Manager: Yeah...
Programmer: I need to homologate. Tell me, the server is running Windows 2003 or 2008?
IT Manager: Sorry, I really don't know. In 2003 I wasn't working here...
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T-shirt: c:\>

The coin magic 17/04/2015 16:07

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