Fiction vs. Reality 31/08/2013 06:18

Fiction vs. Reality

Original: Ficção x Realidade

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You're bitten by a radioactive spider
Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman)
Reality: You die of cancer
You're struck by a lightning
Fiction: You get super powers (Flash)
Reality: You die (not always)
You type some weird character sequence
Fiction: You get super powers (Freakazoid!)
Reality: iOS crash!
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T-shirt: ?????? ??? ? ??? ? ??? ? ??????? ??? ?

Do you know jQuery? 29/08/2013 20:58

Do you know jQuery?

Original: Conhece o jQuery?

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Saulo Vieira";

Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery?
Jimmy: Sure, I know it...
Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery?
Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...
Programmer: TURBOMEGAPLOP!
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T-shirt: The paranauê is strong with this one!

Email notification 28/08/2013 21:40

Email notification

Original: Aviso de e-mail

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Rafael Monico";

Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email.
Alonsina: Okay.
Programmer's Mailbox:
From: Subject: Date:
[email protected] Notice 11:33
[email protected] Problem 11:21
The email:
Subject: Notice
Hi there, I'm getting in contact with you to tell you that my boss, Mr. Asdrubal, has sent you an email.
Programmer: PLOP!

Pavlov Poke 26/08/2013 19:15

Pavlov Poke

Did you read about it?

Original: Facebook de Pavlov

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A.P.: Man, did you see it... Two MIT students made a device that shocks people who spend too much time on facebook...
Programmer: Oh, I saw it... By the way...
A scream from outside: OOOOUUUUCH!!!!
Alonso (getting in): Hey, I think something's wrong with my computer...
Programmer: Hmmm... Maybe 220 was too much...
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T-shirt: IT WORKS!

Redirect 22/08/2013 06:00

Redirect

Original: Redirecionamento

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

Programmer: Geez, I found the problem. The session expires when the user logs in, because the redirect code is commented...
Jimmy: Man! Let me see who the genius is that signed off that commit...
(Opens a list of commits where only the name "Jimmy" appears)
Jimmy: Uh, nevermind... Just remove that comment...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: Did you get the hint?

The forms 19/08/2013 22:10

The forms

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Daniel Carlos";

User: The system is displaying a message saying that we need to put in the forms first...
Programmer: Okay, do you have the forms?
User: Yes. They're here in my hand!
Programmer: And have you entered them into the system?
User: Uh, but why does it need them? The forms are here in my hand!
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T-shirt: That system doesn't do hand-reading

Notes 16/08/2013 15:00

Notes

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride";

Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime...
Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ...
<silence>
Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit... I just can't understand what I wrote...
Programmer: PLOP!
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T-shirt: It's okay, I never understand what you really want

Involving the user 15/08/2013 20:39

Involving the user

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Thiago";

Programmer: Boss, can I get a user to do some testing for us?
Boss: Yes, but first we need to make sure that the system is working 100%.
Programmer: IF THE SYSTEM WAS WORKING 100%, THEN WHY WOULD I NEED TESTING?? (And the programmer attacks his boss with a chainsaw)
(Note: the last frame is wrapped in clouds)
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T-shirt: Could you help me test my weapons?

Java course 14/08/2013 21:31

Java course

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Marcelo";

Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off?
Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...
Programmer: What??? All our systems are written in Java...
(boss has a face of “uh...”)
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T-shirt: Do you know that little coffee icon?

Free software 13/08/2013 13:44

Free software

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real story;
string sender;
sender = "Tiago Cipriano";

Programmer: Hey, Alonso, I need to use your application. What's the password?
Alonso: There isn’t one...
Programmer: ok.
Alonso: You just click the enter button, 'cause it's free software...
Programmer: FACEPALM!
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T-shirt: Free and promiscuous

 

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