IF statement 22/07/2016 11:57

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Original: Tira o if

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real story;
string sender = "Marcos Jahn";

Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...
Programmer: Let me see...
Code:
if ([condition]){
[code]
}

Programmer: Oh, you only have to take off that "if"
(Later...)
Alonso: Still not working...
Code:
([condition]){
[code]
}

Programmer: FACEPALM!
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Java Developer 21/07/2016 10:06

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Original: Programador Java

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real historia;
string sender = "João Neviadunski";

Programmer: You said you program in Java, right?
Jimmy: Oh, yes... I have been programing in Java for 17 years...
(Later...)
Jimmy: Jeeeezzz! I've never seen it before! I'm trying to compile and it is asking for something called "jdk". Do you have it?
Programmer: PLOP!
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Design Patterns 20/07/2016 11:06

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Original: Design Patterns

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string sender = "Daniel Pedroso";
Alex: Dude, what do you think about design patterns?
Programmer: Cool, but the best pattern to solve our problems is the "RCP"...
Alex: RCP? What's RCP?
Programmer: "Reuse by Copy and Paste"
Alex: Ugh!
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We need to respect the contact 19/07/2016 17:08

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Original: Tem que respeitar o contrato

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real historia;
string sender = "Gilmar Candido";

Boss: The deadline must be respected. So you need to release the software in 2 weeks
Programmer: So we need more people on team and the company will have to pay extra time...
Boss: The original costs must be respected
Programmer: So we can't release a working software that way
Boss: The contract does not have the word "Working", it only has "costs" and "deadline"
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Test period 18/07/2016 12:11

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Original: Período de teste

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real historia;
string sender = "Guilherme Melegari";

Friend: Dude, that software you gave me only worked for one month, then it doens't work anymore...
Programmer: Oh, yeah... It was the test period
Friend: Hmmm... So they were testing me to know if i am good?
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Driver's license in the future 13/06/2016 15:38

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Original: Carteira de habilitação no futuro

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(A near future...)
Alonso: Dude, are you the instructor?
Programmer: Oh, yeah. Now, with autonomous cars, programmers are the best driving instructors...
Programmer: And due the intelligence level of autonomous cars, we can reduce all the lessons to just one
Alonso: Wow! Cool! What do I have to do now?
Programmer: Well, just get in and don't touch anything!
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Related record 07/06/2016 03:31

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Original: Cadastro relacionado

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real story;
string sender = "Juliano Russo de Andrade";

User: When I ask a report for one client the system shows it with the name of another one...
Programmer: Please, see if this record has any relation with the other, or if they both are on the same record...
User: It seems they don't have any relation... But do you want I call them to ask if they know each other?
(Programmer's glasses breaking)
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I need to know if the system does... 05/06/2016 23:34

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Original: Será que o sistema faz?

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real story;
string sender = "André Rodrigues";

User: So, it seems that your system does all I need, but...
User: I need to know if the system does...
Boss: It does... For sure!
Boss: And if it can't do it, our programmer can!
(Programmer spits the coffee)
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Happy Mother's Day! 08/05/2016 04:41

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string sender = "Stefano";

Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days!
Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css?
Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too!
(Programmer's glass breaking)
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T-shirt: I love my mother...board

New site 11/04/2016 17:05

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Original: Novo site

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real story;
string sender = "Stefano";

Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days!
Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css?
Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too!
(Programmer's glass breaking)
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T-shirt: 3. protect own existence

 

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