Artigos marcados com a tag alonso

alert() 11/09/2015 22:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tiago"; Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

We've lost everything 12/08/2015 18:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Apagaram os dados Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mauro"; Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING! Programmer: What? Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!() leia mais

In the cloud 27/04/2015 22:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

Configuration file 07/04/2015 22:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Arquivo de configuração Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Toddy"; Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database... Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.() leia mais

Easter eggs 03/04/2015 10:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ovos de Páscoa Transcription ↓Programmer: Alonso, where's the "Save" button on the form? Alonso: I took off... Programmer: What??? And how will it save the information? Alonso: The user only needs to type down, R, up, L, Y, B Programmer: Are you crazy??() leia mais

Does not work on the server 30/03/2015 09:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona no servidor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Adriano Dias"; Alonso: Dude, the files I uploaded to server aren't working yet... Programmer: Are you sure you have uploaded all needed files from your computer?() leia mais

Injection 12/03/2015 23:46

Original: Injection Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Pablo"; Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query! Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL! Programmer: PLAFT!() leia mais

Exception 24/02/2015 10:09

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Comparing DBs 05/02/2014 07:42

Original: Comparando BDs Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Suellen Colangelo"; Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers' databases? Alonso: Oh, yeah... I found a nice program to manage and compare databases... Programmer: And... ?() leia mais

Pavlov Poke 26/08/2013 19:15

Did you read about it? Original: Facebook de Pavlov Transcription ↓A.P.: Man, did you see it... Two MIT students made a device that shocks people who spend too much time on facebook... Programmer: Oh, I saw it... By the way... A scream from outside: OOOOUUUUCH!!!!() leia mais

 

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