Artigos marcados com a tag alonso

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?() leia mais

Upper join 19/08/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Upper join Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; Alonso: Dude, help me to find the error on that query Programmer: Why don't you indent your code?? Indent it to ease the understanding...() leia mais

Obfuscated code 01/08/2016 03:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Código ofuscado Transcription ↓string sender = "Gustavo"; Boss: We need to buy a software to obfuscate the source code Programmer: No, we don't need... Boss: What? Why not? Programmer: Our intern already writes obfuscated code...() leia mais

IF statement 22/07/2016 11:57

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tira o if Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Jahn"; Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...

Which operating system? 30/11/2015 23:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...() leia mais

Reproducing the error 05/11/2015 00:44

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...() leia mais

Changing password 15/10/2015 09:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?() leia mais

National Coffee Day 29/09/2015 18:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Dia Nacional do Café Transcription ↓A.P.: Dude, what's going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support... Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day... A.P.: So... ?() leia mais

Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

 

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