Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Postgraduate classes 12/08/2016 17:11

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Aula da pós Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Programmer: No, I can't work tuesday night... Boss: Why can't you? Programmer: I have postgraduate classes on tuesday Boss: Are you taking postgraduate classes?() leia mais

How much time 09/08/2016 05:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Em quanto tempo? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rui Santos"; Boss: How much time do you need to deliver that system? Programmer: At least 4 months Boss: I need you do it in 2... Programmer: Great! So you already know that it will be 2 months delayed...() leia mais

The client list 05/08/2016 14:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?() leia mais

Obfuscated code 01/08/2016 03:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Código ofuscado Transcription ↓string sender = "Gustavo"; Boss: We need to buy a software to obfuscate the source code Programmer: No, we don't need... Boss: What? Why not? Programmer: Our intern already writes obfuscated code...() leia mais

Visibility 28/07/2016 16:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?() leia mais

Simplifying the search 27/07/2016 15:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.() leia mais

Are you the tech support? 26/07/2016 11:02

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Você é do suporte? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Cleórbete Santos"; Manager: Are you the tech support? Programmer: No, I'm a programmer Manager: Great! It also serves...() leia mais

We need to respect the contact 19/07/2016 17:08

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tem que respeitar o contrato Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "Gilmar Candido"; Boss: The deadline must be respected. So you need to release the software in 2 weeks Programmer: So we need more people on team and the company will have to pay extra time...() leia mais

I need to know if the system does... 05/06/2016 23:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Será que o sistema faz?

New site 11/04/2016 17:05

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Stefano"; Boss: We have to create a website on 15 days! Programmer: But it's a simple site, just html and css? Boss: No. A complete one, with pictures too! (Programmer's glass breaking) -- T-shirt: 3.() leia mais

 

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