Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Prototype 05/04/2016 17:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Protótipo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "João Pontes"; Boss: I just arrived from customer's office...

Security first! 08/12/2015 00:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...() leia mais

All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".() leia mais

How to make the cookies 29/10/2015 21:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Tem que fazer os cookies direitoTranscription ↓Once my boss came in and told me that I must make the cookies the right way.I said I couldn't, because I don't know how to cook.We laugh a lot.I got fired.--T-shirt: It's stronger than me...

Urgent report 26/10/2015 23:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...() leia mais

High priority 22/10/2015 23:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tarefa prioritária Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Linston Benatti"; Programmer: Boss, you gave me those two analysis to do today, but I only have time to do one. Which one has higher priority? Boss: Both Programmer: You didn't get it.() leia mais

Download error 01/10/2015 23:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...() leia mais

New project 25/09/2015 23:40

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Barreto"; Boss: I have a new project to you, guys... It's for a new customer Programmer: Cool. What do they need? Boss: I don't know yet.() leia mais

Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.() leia mais

 

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