Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Do you have any requirements? 14/09/2015 18:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.() leia mais

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?() leia mais

Agile 09/09/2015 23:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!() leia mais

System speed 08/09/2015 22:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Lentidão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Uedson Carlos"; Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed.() leia mais

Definition of Done 13/08/2015 09:02

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Definição de Pronto Transcription ↓/* Definition of Done */ String senders = { "Edson Yanaga", "Bruno Souza" }; Boss: Done? Programmer: It’s done! Just compiling now... Programmer: It’s done! Just need to test! Programmer: It’s done!() leia mais

Project issues 11/08/2015 09:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Projeto com problemas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gordinho"; Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT?? Programmer: What? I told you!() leia mais

Long 13/05/2015 22:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo Long Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sergio Filho"; Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need? Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large.() leia mais

My way 05/05/2015 17:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Do meu jeito Transcription ↓Boss: So you have to do (...) and (...) Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to... Boss: Don't discuss! Do it my way! (Later...) Boss: It's perfect! I told you my way was the better one! A.P.: Weird!() leia mais

Project management 01/05/2015 22:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Gerenciamento de projetos Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Beto Raposa"; Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing...() leia mais

In the cloud 27/04/2015 22:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

 

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