Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.() leia mais

Do you have any requirements? 14/09/2015 18:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.() leia mais

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?() leia mais

Agile 09/09/2015 23:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!() leia mais

System speed 08/09/2015 22:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Lentidão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Uedson Carlos"; Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed.() leia mais

Definition of Done 13/08/2015 09:02

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Definição de Pronto Transcription ↓/* Definition of Done */ String senders = { "Edson Yanaga", "Bruno Souza" }; Boss: Done? Programmer: It’s done! Just compiling now... Programmer: It’s done! Just need to test! Programmer: It’s done!() leia mais

Project issues 11/08/2015 09:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Projeto com problemas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gordinho"; Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT?? Programmer: What? I told you!() leia mais

Long 13/05/2015 22:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo Long Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sergio Filho"; Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need? Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large.() leia mais

My way 05/05/2015 17:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Do meu jeito Transcription ↓Boss: So you have to do (...) and (...) Programmer: But you are reinventing the wheel! We have to... Boss: Don't discuss! Do it my way! (Later...) Boss: It's perfect! I told you my way was the better one! A.P.: Weird!() leia mais

Project management 01/05/2015 22:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Gerenciamento de projetos Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Beto Raposa"; Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing...() leia mais

 

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