Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Goals 13/04/2015 21:42

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Metas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alexandre Torres"; Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals Programmer: Goals?() leia mais

The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?() leia mais

Hurry up the development 02/04/2015 22:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Adiantar a entrega Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alezio Wanderley"; Manager: We need to hurry up the development in two days. Is it possible to deliver the system tomorrow? Programmer: No way. It's too much for short time...() leia mais

Great initiative 01/04/2015 09:48

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ótima iniciativa Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Nairon"; Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed? Boss: No, it will remain the same.() leia mais

Security flaw 27/03/2015 23:06

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Falha de segurança Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo J."; Boss: Our system has an extreme security flaw and I need you to fix it immediately! Programmer: What is happening?() leia mais

Invoice value 25/03/2015 10:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Valor da nota Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flávio S. Pires"; Programmer: Where do I inform this increase value from invoice to the user's report? Boss: No, you don't. Just decrease this value from total value, then it's Ok.() leia mais

Documentation 21/03/2015 11:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Documentação Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mike"; Boss: Our client said his users don't know how to use the program. So, write a documentation to them. Programmer: Ok, I'll do it and include it on help section (Some time later...() leia mais

Invisible button 19/03/2015 23:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão Invisível Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Conrado Adolpho"; Boss: Our client wants a invisible button on system to access site statistics without anyone else know how he does Programmer: What an awful idea!() leia mais

Priorities 16/03/2015 22:24

Original: Prioridades Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, Boss! We need to improve our ticket system. I suggest to create 3 priority levels: Urgent, very urgent and extremely urgent... A.P.: Without medium and low priorities? Programmer: Have you ever seen here anything with priority lower than urgent? A.P.: You're right...() leia mais

Overtime 13/03/2015 22:18

Original: Hora extra Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bidú"; Boss: Are you busy tonight? Programmer: Why? Boss: I need a favor. It's quick... Programmer: What would it be? Boss: I need you change all DNS on our company, then change server version from Debian to Fedora... Just an update.() leia mais

 

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