Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Satisfaction 25/02/2015 16:52

Original: Satisfação Transcription ↓/* inspired by many hours without sleep and a brainstorm on twitter */ Boss: Congratulations for your work. It was very good and our client already called twice just to say thanks... Boss: By the way, that salary increase you asked was already approved... (At home) TRIMMMMMMM!() leia mais

What language? 19/02/2015 11:30

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...() leia mais

Full Attention 13/02/2015 23:20

Original: Total atençãoTranscription ↓Boss: I will explain the requirements and I need your full attention. Please, put your phone on flight mode to avoid interferences...Programmer: ok...(Programmer turns phone on flight mode and it flies)--T-shirt: If Woody Had Gone Right to the Police...

70% 18/02/2014 14:52

Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

Honest opinion 04/02/2014 21:33

Original: Opinião sincera Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "werter"; Programmer: Tell me something: I got this use case... They want it implemented using ajax or in a simple post request? Manager: Shhh... You'll have to ask it to somebody else... I don't understand about these I.T. things...() leia mais

Server down 29/01/2014 10:44

Original: Servidor foraTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Antonio Mochi";Boss: Please, send that text by email to all employees of our companyProgrammer: The mail server is temporarily down...Boss: Oh, really? So send a mail to everyone announcing that the mail server is down--T-shirt: Use the source, Luke

Trust me, it's better 28/01/2014 15:52

Original: Sabe tudoTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Matori";Boss: Change it to blue. Blue is better.Programmer: Blue doesn't fit with the logo. It will let all heavyBoss: Trust me, it will be betterProgrammer: Okay...Boss: No... Undo it... Blue is too heavy...--T-shirt: I will code for food

Loyalty 24/01/2014 16:45

Original: Fidelidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sandro Araújo"; Boss: I need a system to a loyalty program of a gas station. It has to manage the customers' cards, manage discounts... Programmer: Okay... Boss: I'll give you 4 days Programmer: 4 days?!? Well... I'll try...() leia mais

Piece of cake 22/01/2014 05:34

Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...() leia mais

Locked/Unlocked Field 21/01/2014 07:39

Original: Campo Liberado Bloqueado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Danilo J B"; Boss: The users are typing wrong info in that text box. We have to automate and lock it Programmer: Okay...() leia mais


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