Artigos marcados com a tag boss

Notes 16/08/2013 15:00

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime... Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ... <silence> Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit...() leia mais

Involving the user 15/08/2013 20:39

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago"; Programmer: Boss, can I get a user to do some testing for us? Boss: Yes, but first we need to make sure that the system is working 100%. Programmer: IF THE SYSTEM WAS WORKING 100%, THEN WHY WOULD I NEED TESTING??() leia mais

Java course 14/08/2013 21:31

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off? Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...() leia mais

Those clients... 06/02/2013 16:34

Original: Esses clientes... Transcription ↓Boss: What a ?????! Our client is cracking the activation key of our software, to avoid to pay the monthly US$30... Programmer: Hmm... Your system was made in delphi, right? And how much did you pay on Delphi? Boss: Nothing... I'ts cracked Programmer: hmmm...() leia mais

Splitting the logs 01/02/2013 17:00

Original: Separando os logs Transcription ↓/* True story sent by leandro pincini */ Boss: I want you split the log files by module to ease the reading under runtime Programmer: ok Boss: Have you finished? Programmer: Yes. Logs separated (Later...) Boss: It's very hard to read the logs the way you've done.() leia mais

Quick changes 31/01/2013 10:31

Original: Modificações rápidas Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */ Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days. Programmer: Well... I'm not a designer... So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right Boss: It's just a matter of style...() leia mais

Hiring 28/01/2013 09:08

Original: Contratação Transcription ↓Boss: Since Jack took that flight to sidney and we have no news about him, we decided to hire someone else Programmer: Please, tell this time you will hire someone with experience... Boss: Sure! He has a lot of experience with computers. My nephew, Justin.() leia mais

Method Names 17/01/2013 07:18

Original: Nomes dos métodos Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */ Boss: The names of your methods aren't obvious... Programmer: What do you mean? Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used Programmer: exclude() isn't obvious? Boss: 'Exclude' is the worst!() leia mais

SQL Error 30/01/2012 16:26

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */Manager: What code is it that you're trying to fix?Programmer: SQL...Manager: Hmmm... Let me see it...Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these -- (minus minus), because "minus minus" equals "plus"... It's a calculus failOriginal: Erro de SQL

F5 20/12/2011 14:43

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...() leia mais


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