Artigos marcados com a tag boss

What are you doing? 12/12/2011 15:52

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?

Better equipment 06/12/2011 15:10

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Uilson */ Boss: We need better equipment 2 days later... Boss: We have to modernize our equipment 1 month later... Boss: We can't go on with these equipment... 2 years later... Boss: We need better equipment... I've been saying it for the last two years... Get on it!() leia mais

Compiling... 25/11/2011 16:38

Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Rafael Toscano */ Boss: Alonso, what are you doing? Alonso (on Facebook): It's compiling... 15 min later... Boss: And now, what are you doing Alonso (still on facebook): I just work on an interface, but now i'm compiling...() leia mais

Quick strips 21/11/2011 16:37

Transcription ↓/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */ Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that aren’t in the system? Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God! – Boss: I think I’ve got a presentation on my laptop but I don’t know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.() leia mais

Falling Skies 23/09/2011 20:06

Boss: Hey, I’m worried about this satellite thing… I need a program that will calculate where it will fall…Programmer: Ok. I can deliver it by Monday.Boss: But it will fall before Monday!Programmer: Exactly! The program will be 100% accurate!

Telepath 25/08/2011 14:08

Programmer (thinking): These columns need some color... Boss: Try to put some color on that table Programmer (thinking): What color should I... Boss: Blue. There's no blue yet... Programmer (thinking): It got too dark... I need to... Boss: It's dark. Use a softer blue Programmer: Calm down! I'm still testing...() leia mais

Red 24/08/2011 14:21

Programmer: I just finished the Star Labs management systemBoss: Hmmm… I think you could add some red thereProgrammer: I just finished the Democratic Republic of Libya websiteBoss: What about some red there?Programmer: I just finished the Greenpeace movement's management systemBoss: Put some red thereOriginal: Vermelho

Left Join 11/08/2011 14:09

Boss: From now on, you'll not use left or inner join anymore in database queriesProgrammer: But what about the performance and...Boss: It doesn't matter! only simple joins... 'cause I had to fix a bug when you weren't here and it's hard to understand when you use "left join"Original: LEFT JOIN


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