Artigos marcados com a tag boss

It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...() leia mais

Is it clear? 21/11/2016 10:17

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!() leia mais

Our site is slow 25/10/2016 14:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

Natural selection 05/10/2016 14:49

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Seleção naturalTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Ana Carolina";Boss: Did you finish the report?Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?Boss: Life...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: With or without emotion?

And that button? 23/09/2016 04:38

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: E esse botão? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Chavão"; (Friday, near 6PM) Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records... Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...() leia mais

Priority 21/09/2016 16:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Prioridade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tieresbronzatto"; Boss: How is it going the project B? Programmer: I'm already finishing it... Boss: And the project A? Programmer: It's paused...() leia mais

Inconsistent report 19/09/2016 20:59

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.() leia mais

Jedi Programmer 24/08/2016 14:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Programador Jedi Transcription ↓string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II"; Boss: You have to finish this project in 2 weeks Programmer: But we need 6 weeks Boss: No way. The customer needs it in 2 weeks Programmer: No.() leia mais

Web development 16/08/2016 02:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.() leia mais

Prevision 15/08/2016 16:03

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Boss: Do you have an estimate of when will you finish the project? Programmer: I'll finish it till the end of next week Boss: Ok, so pause this project and work on another project that is more urgent.() leia mais

 

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