Artigos marcados com a tag client

Nothing red 19/11/2015 23:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!() leia mais

All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".() leia mais

Legacy software 27/10/2015 21:48

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema legado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Antonio"; User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it? Programmer: Well, I can check it at home...() leia mais

Hard to read 09/10/2015 22:07

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Difícil de ler Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Ricardo Kajihara"; Alex: Dude, are you ready? Programmer: For what? Alex: I'm forwarding you an user message... The message: Subject: Hard to understand the images.() leia mais

Download error 01/10/2015 23:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...() leia mais

Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!() leia mais

Weird behavior 24/04/2015 14:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Comportamento estranho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "João Gabriel"; User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior... Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...() leia mais

Outdated report 17/04/2015 15:38

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Relatório desatualizado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Vinícius Michelan"; User: The report is completely outdated! It's displaying info from 2 years ago, from march 2013 Programmer: hmmm...() leia mais

The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?() leia mais

Great initiative 01/04/2015 09:48

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ótima iniciativa Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Nairon"; Boss: From today you'll be solo at the project, because our customer only have funds to one man/hour Programmer: So, the deadline will be changed? Boss: No, it will remain the same.() leia mais

 

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