Artigos marcados com a tag db

Database copy 13/09/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.() leia mais

Upper join 19/08/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Upper join Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; Alonso: Dude, help me to find the error on that query Programmer: Why don't you indent your code?? Indent it to ease the understanding...() leia mais

We've lost everything 12/08/2015 18:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Apagaram os dados Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mauro"; Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING! Programmer: What? Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!() leia mais

Configuration file 07/04/2015 22:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Arquivo de configuração Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Toddy"; Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database... Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.() leia mais

Injection 12/03/2015 23:46

Original: Injection Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Pablo"; Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query! Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL! Programmer: PLAFT!() leia mais

Database 06/03/2015 19:02

Original: Banco de dadosTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Fernando Zambrotta";Friend: Man, I'm having a lot of troubles with databases at my company. Could you help me?Programmer: Which database management system are you using?Friend: Excel!--T-shirt: Do you know Google?

Comparing DBs 05/02/2014 07:42

Original: Comparando BDs Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Suellen Colangelo"; Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers' databases? Alonso: Oh, yeah... I found a nice program to manage and compare databases... Programmer: And... ?() leia mais

Someone deleted 24/01/2013 15:00

Original: Alguém apagou os dados Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Eric */ Coworker: There was a problem with our system Programmer: What happened? Coworker: Someone deleted some data from the database Programmer: Really? Let's do an audit (After reading the logs...() leia mais

Backup 14/01/2013 11:54

Original: Backup Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Washington Aquino */ Programmer: Do you have an updated backup from the database? I'll need to restore it. Support: Backup??? Oh, sure, I have it... (At the computer) DROP DATABASE? OK! Programmer: Can you send me the backup, please? Support: Well... backup??? uh...() leia mais

New column 22/11/2011 14:40

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Edmilson Felix */ Programmer: DBA? I need a new column in the `workaround` table please. DBA: Okay! What’s this column for? Programmer: It will store the URL that the user typed in the browser. DBA: Hmm… Okay, but what’s an URL? Programmer: DBA: Uh, okay. But what a browser?() leia mais

 

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