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Exception 24/02/2015 10:09

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Network error 23/02/2015 09:45

Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!

Screenshot 02/07/2014 20:40

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?() leia mais

Insightful user 17/02/2014 05:52

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...() leia mais

Blank screen 27/01/2014 07:04

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.() leia mais

Fiction vs. Reality 31/08/2013 06:18

Original: Ficção x Realidade Transcription ↓You're bitten by a radioactive spider Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman) Reality: You die of cancer You're struck by a lightning Fiction: You get super powers (Flash) Reality: You die (not always) You type some weird character sequence Fiction: You get super() leia mais

Printer not found 29/01/2013 08:03

Original: O sistema não imprime Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Paulo Eduardo */ Client: The system is displaying an error when we try to print... Programmer: What's the error message? Client: It says: Printer not found Programmer: Is the printer turned on? Client: I don't know. It's under repair...() leia mais

SQL Error 30/01/2012 16:26

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */Manager: What code is it that you're trying to fix?Programmer: SQL...Manager: Hmmm... Let me see it...Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these -- (minus minus), because "minus minus" equals "plus"... It's a calculus failOriginal: Erro de SQL

F5 20/12/2011 14:43

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...() leia mais

Not a number 12/08/2011 14:18

A. P.: Hey dude, let's get lunch?Programmer: Wait a minute, I'm in the zone...Computer: Error! Not a number!Programmer: Ok, let's get lunch!Original: Not a number


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