Artigos marcados com a tag java

Java Developer 21/07/2016 10:06

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Programador Java Transcription ↓real historia; string sender = "João Neviadunski"; Programmer: You said you program in Java, right?

Java is not slow 16/10/2015 22:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓string sender; sender = "Duda Nogueira"; Programmer: Come on, stop that crap that Java is slow... Programmer: Wait, I'll show you my code to prove that Java is not slow. You'll see it... Programmer: Wait, the IDE is starting...() leia mais

Long 13/05/2015 22:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo Long Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sergio Filho"; Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need? Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large.() leia mais

What language? 19/02/2015 11:30

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...() leia mais

Java course 14/08/2013 21:31

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off? Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...() leia mais

Quick changes 31/01/2013 10:31

Original: Modificações rápidas Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Fábio Gomide Nolasco */ Boss: Great job on this website. Those were well invested 90 days. Programmer: Well... I'm not a designer... So, I presented every step to you to assure it was done right Boss: It's just a matter of style...() leia mais

Productivity 29/08/2011 15:02

Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?() leia mais

The best language 26/08/2011 14:00

Friend: Which language is better: java or flash? Programmer: Uh? Friend: I want to learn a programming language, because 2 friends of mine want to join me on a new business, to develop an enterprise resource planning (ERP). It will make us rich! Programmer: Any of you know how to program? Friend: No.() leia mais


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