Artigos marcados com a tag plop

It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...() leia mais

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?() leia mais

Happy?!? 12/09/2016 03:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!() leia mais

CSV Error 23/08/2016 10:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II"; User: Hi, can you help us?

Browsers 22/08/2016 12:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Navegadores Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; User: Listen: Your system is not working... It's blah blah blah... I'm a lawyer and I blah blah blah... Programmer: Ok. Are you using firefox, as requested? User: Yes, I am. Programmer: Ok.() leia mais

It's not working 25/07/2016 15:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...() leia mais

Security first! 08/12/2015 00:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...() leia mais

Which operating system? 30/11/2015 23:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...() leia mais

Mistaken 12/11/2015 22:20

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...() leia mais

 

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