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Overtime 13/03/2015 22:18

Original: Hora extra Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bidú"; Boss: Are you busy tonight? Programmer: Why? Boss: I need a favor. It's quick... Programmer: What would it be? Boss: I need you change all DNS on our company, then change server version from Debian to Fedora... Just an update.() leia mais

Injection 12/03/2015 23:46

Original: Injection Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Pablo"; Programmer: You shouldn't pass a form field value right to the SQL. A hacker could manipulate your query! Alonso: Oh, but I don't do this! First I put the value on a variable, then the variable goes to the SQL! Programmer: PLAFT!() leia mais

Phone app 11/03/2015 23:09

Original: Programa para celular Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero; Boss: How is the development of that phone app? Programmer: Well, using only one resource, at part-time, I estimate 25 days... Boss: But why will it take so long?() leia mais

Database 06/03/2015 19:02

Original: Banco de dadosTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Fernando Zambrotta";Friend: Man, I'm having a lot of troubles with databases at my company. Could you help me?Programmer: Which database management system are you using?Friend: Excel!--T-shirt: Do you know Google?

Company logo 05/03/2015 10:56

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?() leia mais

Project Deadline 05/03/2015 01:41

Original: Prazo de projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo Ribeiro"; Boss: Well, you estimated 3000 hours to this project, but our client wants it on 30 days! Programmer: Calculating... 3000 hours, 3 resources, 160 hours/month... Well, 6 months! Boss: What could we deliver on 30 days?() leia mais

Important field 03/03/2015 10:37

Original: Campo importante Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Douglas"; Boss: Where is the field type_species? Programmer: You asked to remove it, so it was removed Boss: Impossible! I would never ask it. This is an important field for all the system...() leia mais

Problem on list 26/02/2015 09:15

Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...() leia mais

Exception 24/02/2015 10:09

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Network error 23/02/2015 09:45

Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!

 

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