Artigos marcados com a tag real

Problem on list 26/02/2015 09:15

Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...() leia mais

Exception 24/02/2015 10:09

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Network error 23/02/2015 09:45

Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!

What language? 19/02/2015 11:30

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...() leia mais

Look this comment 16/02/2015 10:34

Original: Olha esse comentário Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "andremt"; Programmer: Geeeeezzzz!! Look this comment on code... A.P.: Wait... Comment: /* No need to change the code below, unless it's needed */ A.P.: Well... At least the logic sentence is correct...() leia mais

Screenshot 02/07/2014 20:40

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?() leia mais

70% 18/02/2014 14:52

Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

Insightful user 17/02/2014 05:52

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...() leia mais

Programming a network 11/02/2014 06:46

Original: Programar uma rede Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "afonso"; Friend: You're a programmer, right? Programmer: Yeah. Why? Friend: I need to program a network, could you help me? Programmer: Did you mean, to setup a router? Friend: No... I need to program my Internet to stop to falling out...() leia mais

Comments 07/02/2014 06:57

Original: Comentando o código Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flavio Araujo"; Nephew: I wrote this code, but it's not working... Programmer: Let me see... Programmer: Okay, comment these first two lines... Nephew: Well, on the first line I declare the variables... Then on the second... Programmer: FACEPALM!() leia mais


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