Artigos marcados com a tag real

Company logo 05/03/2015 10:56

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?() leia mais

Project Deadline 05/03/2015 01:41

Original: Prazo de projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Paulo Ribeiro"; Boss: Well, you estimated 3000 hours to this project, but our client wants it on 30 days! Programmer: Calculating... 3000 hours, 3 resources, 160 hours/month... Well, 6 months! Boss: What could we deliver on 30 days?() leia mais

Important field 03/03/2015 10:37

Original: Campo importante Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Douglas"; Boss: Where is the field type_species? Programmer: You asked to remove it, so it was removed Boss: Impossible! I would never ask it. This is an important field for all the system...() leia mais

Problem on list 26/02/2015 09:15

Original: Problema na listagem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "bibi"; User: The associated list on our site shows the full list... And it has filter options A | B | C... User: But when we click on "A", it shows only the names starting with "A"... Programmer: One minute...() leia mais

Exception 24/02/2015 10:09

Original: Exceção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Macoto Jr"; Alonso: Man, the form is saying it was successfully saved, but it's not stored on database... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Network error 23/02/2015 09:45

Original: Erro na redeTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "ZettaBrasil";Trainee: I'm remotely on user's computer because he can't access the system. It might be DNS error...Programmer: Try to turn off and on again the network card...Trainee: Damn! I lost my connection!Programmer: TROLLFACE!

What language? 19/02/2015 11:30

Original: Em qual linguagem desenvolver? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero"; (1998...) Boss: What are you arguing about? Programmer: If we should use Visual C++ or Java on the new project Boss: What are the pros and cons of each one? Programmer: Well... (Half hour later...() leia mais

Look this comment 16/02/2015 10:34

Original: Olha esse comentário Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "andremt"; Programmer: Geeeeezzzz!! Look this comment on code... A.P.: Wait... Comment: /* No need to change the code below, unless it's needed */ A.P.: Well... At least the logic sentence is correct...() leia mais

Screenshot 02/07/2014 20:40

Original: Cópia da tela Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Breno Alencar"; User: There's an error in your system! Programmer: What's the error? User: I don't understand it... Programmer: Okay... Take a screenshot and send it on my email User: How can I do it?() leia mais

70% 18/02/2014 14:52

Original: 70%Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Raphael Matori";Boss: I need to show the site to our client. How are its progress?Programmer: It's 70% done... I'll up it to the server so you can see it...(A few later...)Boss: There's a button which is not working...--T-shirt: Don't panic

 

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