Artigos marcados com a tag real

Trust me, it's better 28/01/2014 15:52

Original: Sabe tudoTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Matori";Boss: Change it to blue. Blue is better.Programmer: Blue doesn't fit with the logo. It will let all heavyBoss: Trust me, it will be betterProgrammer: Okay...Boss: No... Undo it... Blue is too heavy...--T-shirt: I will code for food

Blank screen 27/01/2014 07:04

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.() leia mais

Loyalty 24/01/2014 16:45

Original: Fidelidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sandro Araújo"; Boss: I need a system to a loyalty program of a gas station. It has to manage the customers' cards, manage discounts... Programmer: Okay... Boss: I'll give you 4 days Programmer: 4 days?!? Well... I'll try...() leia mais

Piece of cake 22/01/2014 05:34

Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...() leia mais

Locked/Unlocked Field 21/01/2014 07:39

Original: Campo Liberado Bloqueado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Danilo J B"; Boss: The users are typing wrong info in that text box. We have to automate and lock it Programmer: Okay...() leia mais

about:blank 11/09/2013 20:50

Original: about:blankTranscription ↓Do you ever have one of those days when you keep staring at the screen and nothing appears?

Estimate 05/09/2013 19:16

Original: Sem previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Asdrubal"; User: Is the system down? Programmer: Yes. I'm working on it, but I don't have an estimate when it will be back up User: Okay, but is there an estimate of when you will have an estimate?() leia mais

Do you know jQuery? 29/08/2013 20:58

Original: Conhece o jQuery? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Saulo Vieira"; Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery? Jimmy: Sure, I know it... Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery? Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...() leia mais

Email notification 28/08/2013 21:40

Original: Aviso de e-mail Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rafael Monico"; Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email. Alonsina: Okay.() leia mais

Redirect 22/08/2013 06:00

Original: Redirecionamento Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Geez, I found the problem. The session expires when the user logs in, because the redirect code is commented... Jimmy: Man! Let me see who the genius is that signed off that commit...() leia mais


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