Artigos marcados com a tag real

Insightful user 17/02/2014 05:52

Original: Cliente perspicaz Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Francisco Aghetti Luchese"; User: The system is not working... The validation says that the discounts are wrong... Programmer: You have to change the discounts method from products amount to invoice total... (A few later...() leia mais

Programming a network 11/02/2014 06:46

Original: Programar uma rede Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "afonso"; Friend: You're a programmer, right? Programmer: Yeah. Why? Friend: I need to program a network, could you help me? Programmer: Did you mean, to setup a router? Friend: No... I need to program my Internet to stop to falling out...() leia mais

Comments 07/02/2014 06:57

Original: Comentando o código Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Flavio Araujo"; Nephew: I wrote this code, but it's not working... Programmer: Let me see... Programmer: Okay, comment these first two lines... Nephew: Well, on the first line I declare the variables... Then on the second... Programmer: FACEPALM!() leia mais

Comparing DBs 05/02/2014 07:42

Original: Comparando BDs Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Suellen Colangelo"; Programmer: Dude, did you do something with the customers' databases? Alonso: Oh, yeah... I found a nice program to manage and compare databases... Programmer: And... ?() leia mais

Honest opinion 04/02/2014 21:33

Original: Opinião sincera Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "werter"; Programmer: Tell me something: I got this use case... They want it implemented using ajax or in a simple post request? Manager: Shhh... You'll have to ask it to somebody else... I don't understand about these I.T. things...() leia mais

Server down 29/01/2014 10:44

Original: Servidor foraTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Antonio Mochi";Boss: Please, send that text by email to all employees of our companyProgrammer: The mail server is temporarily down...Boss: Oh, really? So send a mail to everyone announcing that the mail server is down--T-shirt: Use the source, Luke

Trust me, it's better 28/01/2014 15:52

Original: Sabe tudoTranscription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Matori";Boss: Change it to blue. Blue is better.Programmer: Blue doesn't fit with the logo. It will let all heavyBoss: Trust me, it will be betterProgrammer: Okay...Boss: No... Undo it... Blue is too heavy...--T-shirt: I will code for food

Blank screen 27/01/2014 07:04

Original: Ficou em branco Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago Elias Rezende"; User: I filled out all fields, then I clicked on "save", but it's now a blank screen Programmer: Okay. But there is no error message? User: Wait, I'll see it... (2 minutes later...) User: I'm back.() leia mais

Loyalty 24/01/2014 16:45

Original: Fidelidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sandro Araújo"; Boss: I need a system to a loyalty program of a gas station. It has to manage the customers' cards, manage discounts... Programmer: Okay... Boss: I'll give you 4 days Programmer: 4 days?!? Well... I'll try...() leia mais

Piece of cake 22/01/2014 05:34

Original: Simples assim Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "********"; Programmer: Hey, boss... In the file layout, the user ID has a length of 6, but in our database it has 8. What do we do? Boss: Easy... Just divides it by 100... So, who needs to read the file only has to multiply it by 100 e it's done...() leia mais

 

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