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iPad 22/01/2013 14:42

Original: iPad S2Transcription ↓/* true story lived by airton And elias */Programmer: Man, I’m going to give an iPad to my girlfriend…A.P.: You’re going to give your girlfriend an iPad?!?Programmer: Yep…A.P.: Do you wanna date me?

Where's the coffee? 18/01/2013 15:10

Original: Onde fica o café?Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Elison j. */Programmer: Man, this is my first day here... Could you answer me a question?Coworker: Say it...Programmer: Where's the coffee?Coworker: Coffee? Nobody drinks coffee here...Programmer: LET ME OUT!!!--T-shirt: No coffee, no life

Method Names 17/01/2013 07:18

Original: Nomes dos métodos Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Gabriel Fonseca */ Boss: The names of your methods aren't obvious... Programmer: What do you mean? Boss: The point is that I never know which verb was used Programmer: exclude() isn't obvious? Boss: 'Exclude' is the worst!() leia mais

Backup 14/01/2013 11:54

Original: Backup Transcription ↓/* true story sent by Washington Aquino */ Programmer: Do you have an updated backup from the database? I'll need to restore it. Support: Backup??? Oh, sure, I have it... (At the computer) DROP DATABASE? OK! Programmer: Can you send me the backup, please? Support: Well... backup??? uh...() leia mais

SQL Error 30/01/2012 16:26

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Erisvaldo Carvalho */Manager: What code is it that you're trying to fix?Programmer: SQL...Manager: Hmmm... Let me see it...Manager: I wonder that the error is there on these -- (minus minus), because "minus minus" equals "plus"... It's a calculus failOriginal: Erro de SQL

Confidential 17/01/2012 14:45

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Aloisio Almeida Jr */ Wife: Darling, you never told what you're working on Programmer: It's because my actual project is classified... Wife: What??? Are you saying you don't trust me?!? Programmer: HUMPF... ok, I tell you...() leia mais

F5 20/12/2011 14:43

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by bruno */ Boss: That form you made on site isn't working... Programmer: Wait a minute... I'll fix it... Programmer: And... It's done. Boss: Alright, I'll see it... Hours later... Boss: Weird... When you told me that it's done, that form wasn't working yet...() leia mais

Did you? 15/12/2011 15:29

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?

What are you doing? 12/12/2011 15:52

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?

Better equipment 06/12/2011 15:10

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Uilson */ Boss: We need better equipment 2 days later... Boss: We have to modernize our equipment 1 month later... Boss: We can't go on with these equipment... 2 years later... Boss: We need better equipment... I've been saying it for the last two years... Get on it!() leia mais

 

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