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Did you? 15/12/2011 15:29

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?

What are you doing? 12/12/2011 15:52

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Marcos Henrique */Boss: What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Boss: Great! come here and help me move a cabinetProgrammer: There's no one else to help you?Boss: No, everyone else is working!Original: O que você está fazendo?

Better equipment 06/12/2011 15:10

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Uilson */ Boss: We need better equipment 2 days later... Boss: We have to modernize our equipment 1 month later... Boss: We can't go on with these equipment... 2 years later... Boss: We need better equipment... I've been saying it for the last two years... Get on it!() leia mais

New column 22/11/2011 14:40

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Edmilson Felix */ Programmer: DBA? I need a new column in the `workaround` table please. DBA: Okay! What’s this column for? Programmer: It will store the URL that the user typed in the browser. DBA: Hmm… Okay, but what’s an URL? Programmer: DBA: Uh, okay. But what a browser?() leia mais

Quick strips 21/11/2011 16:37

Transcription ↓/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */ Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that aren’t in the system? Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God! – Boss: I think I’ve got a presentation on my laptop but I don’t know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.() leia mais

Little system 05/09/2011 19:27

Uncle: So, my nephew, you're graduated now, right?Programmer: YepUncle: So now you can make a little system to my snack barProgrammer: Well, we may...Uncle: Great! I'll catch you at 1PM. Because I want to use it at 3PMProgrammer: Oh, wait! We're talking about a system or a cheeseburger?Original: "Sisteminha" para lanchonete

Productivity 29/08/2011 15:02

Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?() leia mais

Telepath 25/08/2011 14:08

Programmer (thinking): These columns need some color... Boss: Try to put some color on that table Programmer (thinking): What color should I... Boss: Blue. There's no blue yet... Programmer (thinking): It got too dark... I need to... Boss: It's dark. Use a softer blue Programmer: Calm down! I'm still testing...() leia mais

Red 24/08/2011 14:21

Programmer: I just finished the Star Labs management systemBoss: Hmmm… I think you could add some red thereProgrammer: I just finished the Democratic Republic of Libya websiteBoss: What about some red there?Programmer: I just finished the Greenpeace movement's management systemBoss: Put some red thereOriginal: Vermelho

Debugging 23/08/2011 14:07

* SOP = Spaghetti Oriented Programming Programmer (talking to A.P.): Man, I've never seen so many error messages from the compiler! Boss: So, is the program ready? We're on a deadline! Programmer: Wait... Just 2 minutes... (Coding...) 2 minutes later... Programmer: Alright! It's done! Boss: Great! A.P.() leia mais


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