Artigos marcados com a tag real

A piece of cake 30/09/2016 16:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feijão com arroz Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright? Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"? User: It's simple...() leia mais

The intern's dream 27/09/2016 10:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...() leia mais

Top secret 26/09/2016 14:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Top secret Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "André Barbosa"; User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it? Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...() leia mais

And that button? 23/09/2016 04:38

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: E esse botão? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Chavão"; (Friday, near 6PM) Programmer: The system is almost done. You can generate reports, filter the records... Programmer: Only that button isn't working yet...() leia mais

Priority 21/09/2016 16:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Prioridade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tieresbronzatto"; Boss: How is it going the project B? Programmer: I'm already finishing it... Boss: And the project A? Programmer: It's paused...() leia mais

New field, old report 20/09/2016 14:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo novo, relatório velho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Ferrari"; User: I need a new field in the report... Programmer: Okay. No problem. (Later...() leia mais

Inconsistent report 19/09/2016 20:59

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.() leia mais

How to explain? 15/09/2016 02:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Como explicar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Thamyres Santos"; Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing? Programmer lady: Programming... Boyfriend: How? Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and...() leia mais

Database copy 13/09/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.() leia mais

Happy?!? 12/09/2016 03:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!() leia mais

 

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