Artigos marcados com a tag real

Priority 21/09/2016 16:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Prioridade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tieresbronzatto"; Boss: How is it going the project B? Programmer: I'm already finishing it... Boss: And the project A? Programmer: It's paused...() leia mais

New field, old report 20/09/2016 14:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo novo, relatório velho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Ferrari"; User: I need a new field in the report... Programmer: Okay. No problem. (Later...() leia mais

Inconsistent report 19/09/2016 20:59

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no relatório Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fernando Rodrigo Cardoso"; Boss: The report is inconsistent, you'll have to rewrite it. Programmer: What's going on? Boss: When I ask a report without any filter, it shows all records.() leia mais

How to explain? 15/09/2016 02:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Como explicar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Thamyres Santos"; Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing? Programmer lady: Programming... Boyfriend: How? Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and...() leia mais

Database copy 13/09/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.() leia mais

Happy?!? 12/09/2016 03:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feliz?!? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Daniel Chaves"; (It happened on a Programmer's Day) Friend: Hey, happy Programmer's Day! Programmer: Thanks! You too! Friend: What?? No, no way!! God! I'm not a programmer! No, God forbid! Programmer: PLOP!() leia mais

Job interview 30/08/2016 15:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Entrevista Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Anderson"; (A job interview) HR: To this job opportunity, you must have high skills on Visual Basic. Do you have? Programmer: Yes... HR: So, answer me...() leia mais

Subscription form 29/08/2016 16:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Formulário simples Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo @Galfurion Junqueira"; User: The subscription form you created is not working. Your programming thing is all wrong! Programmer: But I tested the form and it's working.() leia mais

Colors 26/08/2016 16:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: CoresTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "@gtmeira";Wife: Honey, What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Wife: But why do you keep changing the colors of the letters?--T-shirt: Pacman

CSV Error 23/08/2016 10:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Joseph Kreifels II"; User: Hi, can you help us?

 

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