Artigos marcados com a tag real

Browsers 22/08/2016 12:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Navegadores Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; User: Listen: Your system is not working... It's blah blah blah... I'm a lawyer and I blah blah blah... Programmer: Ok. Are you using firefox, as requested? User: Yes, I am. Programmer: Ok.() leia mais

Upper join 19/08/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Upper join Transcription ↓string sender = "Reinaldo Fiorentini"; Alonso: Dude, help me to find the error on that query Programmer: Why don't you indent your code?? Indent it to ease the understanding...() leia mais

How much do you charge 18/08/2016 02:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Quanto custa um portal?

A little button 17/08/2016 15:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Um botãozinho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcelo Alexandre"; User: The system is perfect, but it needs just one more thing Programmer: What?

Web development 16/08/2016 02:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema para web Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@notsodeep"; Boss: Finally, after 8 months of development, the system is what we expected. Now I need you to turn it accessible online Programmer: What?? But it wasn't designed this way.() leia mais

Prevision 15/08/2016 16:03

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Previsão Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Boss: Do you have an estimate of when will you finish the project? Programmer: I'll finish it till the end of next week Boss: Ok, so pause this project and work on another project that is more urgent.() leia mais

Postgraduate classes 12/08/2016 17:11

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Aula da pós Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; Programmer: No, I can't work tuesday night... Boss: Why can't you? Programmer: I have postgraduate classes on tuesday Boss: Are you taking postgraduate classes?() leia mais

New system 11/08/2016 15:14

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo sistema Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Edigley Dias da Silva"; User: I need a new system... Programmer: Ok. Tell me what do you want and I'll estimate the costs User: Well... Do you know... Our company has no money to pay now... Programmer: Great!() leia mais

How much time 09/08/2016 05:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Em quanto tempo? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rui Santos"; Boss: How much time do you need to deliver that system? Programmer: At least 4 months Boss: I need you do it in 2... Programmer: Great! So you already know that it will be 2 months delayed...() leia mais

New rules 08/08/2016 02:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mudança de regras Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "icarovts"; User: Your system still doesn't work according the new rule that we implemented on the company... Programmer: Well, every new rule must be evaluated to be implemented in the system User: DAMN!() leia mais

 

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