Artigos marcados com a tag real

The client list 05/08/2016 14:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Listagem de clientes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "eu_franco"; Boss: I need a list of all customers registered on the system for tomorrow morning Programmer: Ok Boss: Could you put their name and address in the list?() leia mais

Face recognition 04/08/2016 14:57

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reconhecimento facial Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Walter Azevedo"; User: I think I wish a face recognition module on login... Programmer: Wow, wait a while! It's too complex to develop now.() leia mais

A fluffy site 03/08/2016 14:28

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Site fofo Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "@tberne"; Programmer: So, what do you expect from your site? User: I would like a fluffy site! Programmer: Uh... And what do you mean by "fluffy"? User: Well... A fluffy site, like... cottony!() leia mais

May I update it? 02/08/2016 16:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Posso alterar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Canez"; (Call from support guy) Support: Dude, help me: I have to update an invoice description... Or maybe the value... I don't know... Also I don't know what kind of invoice... May I update it?() leia mais

C Compiler 29/07/2016 15:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Compilador de C Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Lima"; Trainee: Dude, could you suggest me a good C compiler? Programmer: Sure! You could start with devcpp, which has a compiler, a debugger and the code editor... Trainee: Great!() leia mais

Visibility 28/07/2016 16:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Visibilidade Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Dewes"; Boss: Who can see the messages in that forum you've installed here? Programmer: Everyone... Boss: Ok, but who? The users? Programmer: Uh, yes... Boss: But they can see only if they access it, right?() leia mais

Simplifying the search 27/07/2016 15:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Simplificar a busca Transcription ↓ Boss: The customer wants to take off all those search options. It's heavy and confused... Programmer: Ok.() leia mais

Are you the tech support? 26/07/2016 11:02

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Você é do suporte? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Cleórbete Santos"; Manager: Are you the tech support? Programmer: No, I'm a programmer Manager: Great! It also serves...() leia mais

It's not working 25/07/2016 15:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não funciona Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe (@hupfauer)"; User: Your system is not working! Programmer: Explain it better...() leia mais

IF statement 22/07/2016 11:57

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tira o if Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Marcos Jahn"; Alonso: There's an error here when I try to store the records...

 

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