Artigos marcados com a tag real

Mistaken 12/11/2015 22:20

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...() leia mais

Reproducing the error 05/11/2015 00:44

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...() leia mais

Put it in the cloud 03/11/2015 23:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?() leia mais

All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".() leia mais

Legacy software 27/10/2015 21:48

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema legado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Antonio"; User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it? Programmer: Well, I can check it at home...() leia mais

Urgent report 26/10/2015 23:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Claudio Ramone"; Boss: I need the new report for today urgently! Programmer: ok (Later) Programmer (to Alex): Weird... Look this: Clothes $2,000.00, shoes $500.00... I wonder who would be that customer...() leia mais

Changing password 15/10/2015 09:24

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Alterar senha Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Diego Hellas"; Programmer: After log in, type: set password = password('newpass'); Programmer: Did it work? Alonso: Yeah... But now my password is "newpass"... How can I change it?() leia mais

Hard to read 09/10/2015 22:07

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Difícil de ler Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Ricardo Kajihara"; Alex: Dude, are you ready? Programmer: For what? Alex: I'm forwarding you an user message... The message: Subject: Hard to understand the images.() leia mais

Download error 01/10/2015 23:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...() leia mais

New project 25/09/2015 23:40

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Barreto"; Boss: I have a new project to you, guys... It's for a new customer Programmer: Cool. What do they need? Boss: I don't know yet.() leia mais

 

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