Artigos marcados com a tag real

Photo recover 24/09/2015 23:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hyago Brendoll"; Friend: Dude, is it possible to recover some photos that I deleted from my USB stick? Programmer: Yes, if you didn't overwrite them yet... Friend: What??() leia mais

Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.() leia mais

Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!() leia mais

Do you have any requirements? 14/09/2015 18:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.() leia mais

alert() 11/09/2015 22:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tiago"; Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?() leia mais

Agile 09/09/2015 23:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!() leia mais

System speed 08/09/2015 22:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Lentidão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Uedson Carlos"; Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed.() leia mais

We've lost everything 12/08/2015 18:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Apagaram os dados Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Mauro"; Alonso: Someone updated the tasks table. WE'VE LOST EVERYTHING! Programmer: What? Alonso: That table has now only one column and all the records were replaced by the 8 number!() leia mais

Project issues 11/08/2015 09:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Projeto com problemas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Gordinho"; Boss: DAMN, PROGRAMMER! DO YOU WANT TO CRASH OUR COMPANY? WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT THE ISSUES ON THE PROJECT?? Programmer: What? I told you!() leia mais

 

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