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Long 13/05/2015 22:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo Long Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Sergio Filho"; Boss: If we let that field as a Long integer, it will support the records amount we need? Programmer: Oh, yeah. The long type is very large.() leia mais

Project management 01/05/2015 22:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Gerenciamento de projetos Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Beto Raposa"; Boss: I don't understand all that code on your screen. It's greek to me. I need you always explain to me all you're doing...() leia mais

In the cloud 27/04/2015 22:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeI met the "Alonso" of that story:Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Paiva";Boss: So you will work online on those projects. The server is already in the cloud...(Alonso looking up to the clouds)--T-shirt: Jean cloud van damme

Weird behavior 24/04/2015 14:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Comportamento estranho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "João Gabriel"; User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior... Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...() leia mais

Windows version 21/04/2015 08:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Versão do Windows Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "walterfcarvalho"; Programmer: Hi, are you the IT manager? The database server is running Windows, right? IT Manager: Yeah... Programmer: I need to homologate.() leia mais

Outdated report 17/04/2015 15:38

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Relatório desatualizado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Vinícius Michelan"; User: The report is completely outdated! It's displaying info from 2 years ago, from march 2013 Programmer: hmmm...() leia mais

Goals 13/04/2015 21:42

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Metas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alexandre Torres"; Boss: Our projects are running late. I was wondering and realized how to improve our approach. From now, we won't work with deadlines, but with goals Programmer: Goals?() leia mais

Configuration file 07/04/2015 22:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Arquivo de configuração Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Toddy"; Alonso: The system did not establish connection with database... Programmer: Let me see the database connection config file.() leia mais

The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?() leia mais

Hurry up the development 02/04/2015 22:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Adiantar a entrega Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Alezio Wanderley"; Manager: We need to hurry up the development in two days. Is it possible to deliver the system tomorrow? Programmer: No way. It's too much for short time...() leia mais

 

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