Artigos marcados com a tag real

A copy of the error 16/01/2017 04:12

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fax Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kako Silva"; User: Did you receive a copy of the error? Programmer: Yes, but... I received only a blank page. I think the intern scanned the wrong side of the report... User: No, that's the error.() leia mais

Since when women know about programming? 14/01/2017 09:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Desde quando mulher sabe programar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Tammy Alcala"; (2 guys talking) Guy: ... And also a Warlocks team, especially if they were 2 warlocks using fear + succubus Programmer (woman): Wow!() leia mais

Strong colors 12/01/2017 14:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cores fortes Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Kassi"; User: I want you change the colors of the software Programmer: Alright, what colors do you want? User: Strong colors, vibrating ones...() leia mais

Responsible 02/12/2016 14:41

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Responsáveis Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Hudson Moreira"; Alex: So, let's do lunch? Programmer: Man... We can't leave this code this way... They will think we're lazy...() leia mais

Why didn't I think of that 30/11/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Por que não pensei nisso antes? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Andrei Izidro"; Programmer: Boss, what do you think about automatize the updates of payment statuses? We would save a lot of time Boss: No, no...() leia mais

Is the server on? 29/11/2016 16:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O servidor está ligado? Transcription ↓real story; User (on phone): Your system is not working on any machine here... Programmer: Is the server on? User: Yes. Programmer: Okay, I'll be there soon to see it... (on server's room) User: Did you see?() leia mais

I had no time 28/11/2016 15:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não tive tempo Transcription ↓string sender = "@diego_rsilva"; Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today? Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do... Wife: A lot of things?() leia mais

It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...() leia mais

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Is it clear? 21/11/2016 10:17

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!() leia mais

 

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