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I had no time 28/11/2016 15:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não tive tempo Transcription ↓string sender = "@diego_rsilva"; Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today? Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do... Wife: A lot of things?() leia mais

It worked yesterday 24/11/2016 19:16

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ontem funcionava Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "william"; Boss: The customer called and told that the feature "X" stop working, and yesterday it was working well. Check the server and the databases and blah blah blah... (later...() leia mais

Optimized procedure 22/11/2016 13:58

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Fast & Fatal Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Alonso, you need to optimize that procedure. It takes too long to execute... Alonso: Okay... (30 min later...) Alonso: I did it... Programmer: Oh, let me see... Geez! How fast!() leia mais

Is it clear? 21/11/2016 10:17

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Está claro? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "von_e"; Boss: So, I already scheduled with the client the installation for tomorrow... (Programmer chokes with coffee) Programmer: Tomorrow??? What? How? Why? Nobody told us! No email, no call, nothing!() leia mais

Integration table 03/11/2016 16:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tabela de integração Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Eduardo"; Alonso: Ready! I finished the integration table from user's database to our database... (Later...) Programmer: Alonso, why didn't you store our database ID in the integration table?() leia mais

Our site is slow 25/10/2016 14:56

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: O site está demorando para carregarTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Daniel";Boss: Our site is very slow, could you check what is happening?Programmer: The internet is down, boss...Boss: Hmmm... It could be that, right?Programmer: PLOP!--T-shirt: Could be

Click there! 20/10/2016 11:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão com erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega"; (Presentation...) User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine User: No, as it is already open, click there...() leia mais

Earn money 11/10/2016 11:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...() leia mais

Natural selection 05/10/2016 14:49

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Seleção naturalTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "Ana Carolina";Boss: Did you finish the report?Programmer girl: Yes, I did. Who will homologate it?Boss: Life...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: With or without emotion?

Date/text field 03/10/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo data/texto Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Zeh"; User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...() leia mais

 

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