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Where?? 20/09/2011 14:53

Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, man! What did you do to the database? Jack: Nothing... Only an update for a client who asked to change the role of an user Programmer: Uh... And by chance did you change his level to 4? Jack: That's right. Did you see that in the logs? Programmer: No! You forgot the WHERE on UPDATE!!!() leia mais

Working on TV 19/09/2011 15:38

Friend: Where do you work?Programmer: On TVFriend: And what do you do there?Programmer: Programs... I'm a programmerFriend: Cool! What time your program is broadcasted?Original: Trabalho na TV

Little system 05/09/2011 19:27

Uncle: So, my nephew, you're graduated now, right?Programmer: YepUncle: So now you can make a little system to my snack barProgrammer: Well, we may...Uncle: Great! I'll catch you at 1PM. Because I want to use it at 3PMProgrammer: Oh, wait! We're talking about a system or a cheeseburger?Original: "Sisteminha" para lanchonete

Screen reader 02/09/2011 13:56

Coworker: "Programming is the best thing you can do dressed" Coworker: "The advantage of being a programmer is that not even a beach can prevent you from working" Coworker: "I program, you program, he/she programs, we program, you program, and they sell the program and keep my money" Coworker: "My coworker read out loud everything I write() leia mais

Programmer’s Logic 31/08/2011 14:00

Alex: Man, I'll never understand the womenProgrammer: Nobody will... But why are you saying this?Alex: My wife asked me to go to the market and said: "Bring 6 eggs. If there are potatoes, bring 9." There were potatoes. But she got mad when I arrived only with the 9 eggs...Programmer: Go figure...Original: Lógica de Programação

Productivity 29/08/2011 15:02

Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?() leia mais

The best language 26/08/2011 14:00

Friend: Which language is better: java or flash? Programmer: Uh? Friend: I want to learn a programming language, because 2 friends of mine want to join me on a new business, to develop an enterprise resource planning (ERP). It will make us rich! Programmer: Any of you know how to program? Friend: No.() leia mais

Telepath 25/08/2011 14:08

Programmer (thinking): These columns need some color... Boss: Try to put some color on that table Programmer (thinking): What color should I... Boss: Blue. There's no blue yet... Programmer (thinking): It got too dark... I need to... Boss: It's dark. Use a softer blue Programmer: Calm down! I'm still testing...() leia mais

Red 24/08/2011 14:21

Programmer: I just finished the Star Labs management systemBoss: Hmmm… I think you could add some red thereProgrammer: I just finished the Democratic Republic of Libya websiteBoss: What about some red there?Programmer: I just finished the Greenpeace movement's management systemBoss: Put some red thereOriginal: Vermelho

Debugging 23/08/2011 14:07

* SOP = Spaghetti Oriented Programming Programmer (talking to A.P.): Man, I've never seen so many error messages from the compiler! Boss: So, is the program ready? We're on a deadline! Programmer: Wait... Just 2 minutes... (Coding...) 2 minutes later... Programmer: Alright! It's done! Boss: Great! A.P.() leia mais


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