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Fiction vs. Reality 31/08/2013 06:18

Original: Ficção x Realidade Transcription ↓You're bitten by a radioactive spider Fiction: You get super powers (Spiderman) Reality: You die of cancer You're struck by a lightning Fiction: You get super powers (Flash) Reality: You die (not always) You type some weird character sequence Fiction: You get super() leia mais

Do you know jQuery? 29/08/2013 20:58

Original: Conhece o jQuery? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Saulo Vieira"; Programmer: Hey man, do you know jQuery? Jimmy: Sure, I know it... Programmer: Okay, and how good are you developing with jQuery? Jimmy: Well, not so good... Actually, I have always prefered Dreamweaver...() leia mais

Email notification 28/08/2013 21:40

Original: Aviso de e-mail Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rafael Monico"; Asdrubal: Alonsina, I sent an email to that I.T. company, so please contact them and tell them that I've sent that email. Alonsina: Okay.() leia mais

Pavlov Poke 26/08/2013 19:15

Did you read about it? Original: Facebook de Pavlov Transcription ↓A.P.: Man, did you see it... Two MIT students made a device that shocks people who spend too much time on facebook... Programmer: Oh, I saw it... By the way... A scream from outside: OOOOUUUUCH!!!!() leia mais

Redirect 22/08/2013 06:00

Original: Redirecionamento Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Programmer: Geez, I found the problem. The session expires when the user logs in, because the redirect code is commented... Jimmy: Man! Let me see who the genius is that signed off that commit...() leia mais

The forms 19/08/2013 22:10

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Daniel Carlos"; User: The system is displaying a message saying that we need to put in the forms first... Programmer: Okay, do you have the forms? User: Yes. They're here in my hand! Programmer: And have you entered them into the system?() leia mais

Notes 16/08/2013 15:00

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Fabrício Olmo Aride"; Boss (on the phone): Hi, it's the boss. I will get in late, so I jotted down what I want you to do in the meantime... Programmer: Yeah, go ahead ... <silence> Boss: Look, I'll call you back in a bit...() leia mais

Involving the user 15/08/2013 20:39

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Thiago"; Programmer: Boss, can I get a user to do some testing for us? Boss: Yes, but first we need to make sure that the system is working 100%. Programmer: IF THE SYSTEM WAS WORKING 100%, THEN WHY WOULD I NEED TESTING??() leia mais

Java course 14/08/2013 21:31

Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Programmer: Hey Boss, so I won a free Java course taught by one of the best Java guys around at an event I attended. But the course is a week long, all day. Can I have this week off? Boss: No way! We don't use Java in nothing in this company...() leia mais

Free software 13/08/2013 13:44

Transcription ↓real story;string sender;sender = "Tiago Cipriano";Programmer: Hey, Alonso, I need to use your application. What's the password?Alonso: There isn’t one...Programmer: ok.Alonso: You just click the enter button, 'cause it's free software...Programmer: FACEPALM!--T-shirt: Free and promiscuous

 

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