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It's obvious! 23/11/2011 16:23

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by jeandro */ Programmer: Man, did you see that it crashes when you type letters instead of numbers in that field you created? Jack: Yeah, it crashes… Programmer: Alright, so you just need to validate the field… Jack: The field asks for numbers. The user obviously won’t type letters.() leia mais

New column 22/11/2011 14:40

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Edmilson Felix */ Programmer: DBA? I need a new column in the `workaround` table please. DBA: Okay! What’s this column for? Programmer: It will store the URL that the user typed in the browser. DBA: Hmm… Okay, but what’s an URL? Programmer: DBA: Uh, okay. But what a browser?() leia mais

Quick strips 21/11/2011 16:37

Transcription ↓/* True stories sent by berdam, @PensamentoOgro and João Soares */ Manager: Could you get me a report about the items that aren’t in the system? Programmer: Ohhhhhhh God! – Boss: I think I’ve got a presentation on my laptop but I don’t know when I created it. I need you find it. I will present it this afternoon.() leia mais

Falling Skies 23/09/2011 20:06

Boss: Hey, I’m worried about this satellite thing… I need a program that will calculate where it will fall…Programmer: Ok. I can deliver it by Monday.Boss: But it will fall before Monday!Programmer: Exactly! The program will be 100% accurate!

Where?? 20/09/2011 14:53

Transcription ↓Programmer: Hey, man! What did you do to the database? Jack: Nothing... Only an update for a client who asked to change the role of an user Programmer: Uh... And by chance did you change his level to 4? Jack: That's right. Did you see that in the logs? Programmer: No! You forgot the WHERE on UPDATE!!!() leia mais

Working on TV 19/09/2011 15:38

Friend: Where do you work?Programmer: On TVFriend: And what do you do there?Programmer: Programs... I'm a programmerFriend: Cool! What time your program is broadcasted?Original: Trabalho na TV

Little system 05/09/2011 19:27

Uncle: So, my nephew, you're graduated now, right?Programmer: YepUncle: So now you can make a little system to my snack barProgrammer: Well, we may...Uncle: Great! I'll catch you at 1PM. Because I want to use it at 3PMProgrammer: Oh, wait! We're talking about a system or a cheeseburger?Original: "Sisteminha" para lanchonete

Screen reader 02/09/2011 13:56

Coworker: "Programming is the best thing you can do dressed" Coworker: "The advantage of being a programmer is that not even a beach can prevent you from working" Coworker: "I program, you program, he/she programs, we program, you program, and they sell the program and keep my money" Coworker: "My coworker read out loud everything I write() leia mais

Programmer’s Logic 31/08/2011 14:00

Alex: Man, I'll never understand the womenProgrammer: Nobody will... But why are you saying this?Alex: My wife asked me to go to the market and said: "Bring 6 eggs. If there are potatoes, bring 9." There were potatoes. But she got mad when I arrived only with the 9 eggs...Programmer: Go figure...Original: Lógica de Programação

Productivity 29/08/2011 15:02

Boss: Our company is merging with Mr. Carey's company, so he came to know how we do work Mr. Carey: Do you program in... Programmer: Java Mr. Carey: But... To be productive using java, the programmers need to be good Programmer: True. But tell me... In which language bad programmers can be productive?() leia mais


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