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Holiday 10/08/2011 13:25

Friend (on the phone): Hey dude, aren't you working today?Programmer: No! Thank God it's holiday!Friend: And what you gonna do to enjoy this holiday?Programmer: I don't know. I think I'll just finish some programs here...Original: Feriado

.exe file on Linux 09/08/2011 14:00

Jack: How can I open an .exe file on linux?Programmer: You can'tJack: There's no way to do it?Programmer: Well, you can open some programs within wine... why?Jack: Because an old friend of mine sent me some photos in file photos.exeProgrammer: (ploft)Original: Arquivo .EXE no Linux

Extra work? 08/08/2011 12:52

A. P.: Windows 7 CD, Vista CD, XP CD, drivers CD... Give me the Ubuntu CDProgrammer: Sure... Working from home this weekend?A. P.: Worse... Family reunion...Original: Vai fazer bico?

Strange Message 05/08/2011 14:00

Jack: This client is mad about the message the system returned...Programmer: What message?Jack: "You're doing it wrong, stupid!"Programmer: Ooops!Jack: What do I say?Programmer: Nothing... Transfer the call to the support guyOriginal: Mensagem de erro estranha

Moments of a programmer's life 04/08/2011 14:00

Original: Momentos de um programador

Are you a programmer? 03/08/2011 14:59

Friend: Dude, they told me you are a programmer, right?Programmer: YeahFriend: That's great! 'cause my printer is not working...Programmer: Man, which part of 'programmer' have you missed?Original: Você é programador?


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