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Photo recover 24/09/2015 23:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hyago Brendoll"; Friend: Dude, is it possible to recover some photos that I deleted from my USB stick? Programmer: Yes, if you didn't overwrite them yet... Friend: What??() leia mais

Blacklist 22/09/2015 21:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: BlacklistTranscription ↓Boss: The customer asked if we have a list of sites to block at work...Programmer: Oh, yes. Wait a minute...Programmer: Alonso, please, just send me your browsing history...

Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.() leia mais

Driverless cars 16/09/2015 22:06

And you thought they were just good and innocent cars...PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Have you ever realized that the Cars movie is set in the future when driverless cars have already eliminated all the human beings?

Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!() leia mais

Do you have any requirements? 14/09/2015 18:36

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hans Vledder"; Boss: How long would it take you to implement a dialer for our customers alarm system in C++? Programmer: Do you have any requirements I can take a look at? Boss: No, but it is simply a dialer, so come on now.() leia mais

alert() 11/09/2015 22:31

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tiago"; Alonso: Dude, are you good in javascript? I copied an alert code from a tutorial, but it's returning an error... Programmer: Let me see...() leia mais

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?() leia mais

Agile 09/09/2015 23:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Agilizando a produção Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Manager: I was thinking and I know a way to agile the production... From now on we will develop systems without bugs to avoid wasting time on debugging Programmer: Geez, man!() leia mais

System speed 08/09/2015 22:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Lentidão Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Uedson Carlos"; Boss: The users are complaining about the system speed.() leia mais

 

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