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Security first! 08/12/2015 00:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Segurança acima de tudo! Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "edio"; Boss: The password must be encrypted to store it on database... Programmer: Great! No problem! Boss: Then it must have a copy of unencrypted password to send it by email...() leia mais

Which operating system? 30/11/2015 23:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Qual sistema operacional? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Robson Oliveira"; (Alonso talking to a partner) Partner: Which operating system are you using? Alonso: Which operating system? Wait a minute...() leia mais

Nothing red 19/11/2015 23:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nada vermelho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Cyber Alex"; Programmer: So, this is how your site looks after we apply the new layout... User: No, you have to change this!() leia mais

Mistaken 12/11/2015 22:20

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Engano Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Eduardo Nicioli"; Programmer: Hi, we're waiting a call from a customer. Nobody called yet? Secretary: No, just one call till now, but it was a mistaken...() leia mais

Reproducing the error 05/11/2015 00:44

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Reproduzindo o erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Lana"; Alonso: I still can't reproduce here the user's error... Programmer: Ok, so we'll have to debug it on customer's office... (A little later...() leia mais

Put it in the cloud 03/11/2015 23:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?() leia mais

Halloween 01/11/2015 06:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Programmers are always confused between Halloween and ChristmasBecause 31OCT = 25DEC

All day playing that game 30/10/2015 23:21

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Nesse jogo o dia inteiro Transcription ↓(Working on-site from a client's office) User came in with Programmer's Boss: Did you see it? I told you... He stays all day playing that game... Boss: Oh, it's ok. That "game" he is allowed to "play".() leia mais

How to make the cookies 29/10/2015 21:30

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: Tem que fazer os cookies direitoTranscription ↓Once my boss came in and told me that I must make the cookies the right way.I said I couldn't, because I don't know how to cook.We laugh a lot.I got fired.--T-shirt: It's stronger than me...

Legacy software 27/10/2015 21:48

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Sistema legado Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Antonio"; User: Hi, remember me? You wrote an inventory control system years ago... It's saying "vb6 error 61 disk full", do you know what is it? Programmer: Well, I can check it at home...() leia mais

 

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