Artigos marcados com a tag unbelievable

Download error 01/10/2015 23:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...() leia mais

Photo recover 24/09/2015 23:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Hyago Brendoll"; Friend: Dude, is it possible to recover some photos that I deleted from my USB stick? Programmer: Yes, if you didn't overwrite them yet... Friend: What??() leia mais

Redistributing the tasks 17/09/2015 09:51

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Silva"; Boss: At the board of directors we decided to redistribute the tasks to improve the process... From now on, Alonso will be exclusively on System A, A.P.() leia mais

Capital Letters 15/09/2015 21:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Maiúsculas Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Victor G."; User: Since you updated the system my computer is writing everything on capital letters!() leia mais

Another developer 10/09/2015 10:00

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Mais um desenvolvedor Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Marcelo"; Boss: How much time do you need to finish your tasks? Programmer: About 18 hours Boss: Ok. And if I add another developer, could you finish until 12pm?() leia mais

Weird behavior 24/04/2015 14:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Comportamento estranho Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "João Gabriel"; User: The poll you created for our site has kind of a weird behavior... Programmer: How weird? Because it's already approved...() leia mais

The system does nothing 06/04/2015 22:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sistema não faz nada Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "César Rodrigues"; Boss: The client said the system is broken and it's not working. He said it does nothing. Programmer: What was he trying to do? Was he registering new customers?() leia mais

Did you try to google it? 31/03/2015 23:54

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Já tentou o Google? Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "@adriells"; Nephew: How can I convert that string to uppercase? Programmer: Did you try to google it? Nephew: No... I'll try! Nephew: It didn't work!() leia mais

Phone app 11/03/2015 23:09

Original: Programa para celular Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Rodrigo Ottero; Boss: How is the development of that phone app? Programmer: Well, using only one resource, at part-time, I estimate 25 days... Boss: But why will it take so long?() leia mais

Company logo 05/03/2015 10:56

Original: Logo da empresa Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Tadeu Classe"; User: The company logo is not being displayed on the system reports! Programmer: hmmm... Have you inserted the logo at the system? User: No, we didn't have a logo yet... But we have a business card. It fits?() leia mais

 

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