Artigos marcados com a tag user

Click there! 20/10/2016 11:23

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Botão com erro Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Rômulo Nóbrega"; (Presentation...) User: So, the system crashes when I click on that button Programmer: Okay, I'll see it later on your machine User: No, as it is already open, click there...() leia mais

Earn money 11/10/2016 11:09

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Ganhar dinheiro com site Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "ronan"; User: I want you to create a new website for me, because I want to earn a lot of money from it Programmer: Okay, but what kind of site? User: Well, you are the specialist...() leia mais

Date/text field 03/10/2016 14:25

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo data/texto Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Zeh"; User: I want you to change the date field on the invoice to accept text instead of only dates... Because I want to type extra information, like 2 dates, for example...() leia mais

A piece of cake 30/09/2016 16:34

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Feijão com arroz Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; User: So, the system I need is very simple, a piece of cake... So you can to it very cheap, alright? Programmer: Well, what do you mean by "piece of cake"? User: It's simple...() leia mais

The intern's dream 27/09/2016 10:52

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: O sonho do estagiário Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Felipe Kataoka Teshirogi"; Alex: ha ha ha.. Programmer: What's going on? Alex: Did you ever ask the intern why he wants to be a programmer? Programmer: No...() leia mais

Top secret 26/09/2016 14:15

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Top secret Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "André Barbosa"; User: I have a revolutionary idea for a website, which will make a lot of money! How much do you charge to develop it? Programmer: I need more details to estimate the costs...() leia mais

New field, old report 20/09/2016 14:43

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Campo novo, relatório velho Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Carlos Ferrari"; User: I need a new field in the report... Programmer: Okay. No problem. (Later...() leia mais

How to explain? 15/09/2016 02:27

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Como explicar? Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Thamyres Santos"; Boyfriend: Honey, what are you doing? Programmer lady: Programming... Boyfriend: How? Programmer: Well, I'm using a programming language called C# and...() leia mais

Database copy 13/09/2016 16:01

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Cópia do banco Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "jopss"; Programmer (at phone): Hi, are you the system analyst at your company? Analyst: Yes, I am. Programmer: Okay.() leia mais

Subscription form 29/08/2016 16:46

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Formulário simples Transcription ↓real story; string sender = "Ricardo @Galfurion Junqueira"; User: The subscription form you created is not working. Your programming thing is all wrong! Programmer: But I tested the form and it's working.() leia mais

 

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