Artigos marcados com a tag wife

I had no time 28/11/2016 15:47

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Não tive tempo Transcription ↓string sender = "@diego_rsilva"; Wife: Honey, did you search in the internet that thing I asked you earlier today? Programmer: No, sorry, I had no time. I had a lot of things to do... Wife: A lot of things?() leia mais

Colors 26/08/2016 16:45

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeOriginal: CoresTranscription ↓real story;string sender = "@gtmeira";Wife: Honey, What are you doing?Programmer: Programming...Wife: But why do you keep changing the colors of the letters?--T-shirt: Pacman

Put it in the cloud 03/11/2015 23:19

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Coloca na nuvem Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Luan"; Wife: Honey, I want a place to keep my files safe. I'm afraid to keep them on an external drive and it breaks... Programmer: So, put them in the cloud... Wife: The cloud?() leia mais

Programmer's Day 13/09/2013 23:32

Original: Por que hoje é dia do programador? Transcription ↓Wife: Honey, why do you say that today is "programmer's day"? Programmer: Because today is the 256th day of the year, or "day 255" if you start counting from zero. In binary it can be represented by one byte, which has 8 bits. Also, it's 2?() leia mais

Feb 14 14/02/2013 15:28

Original: 14 de fevereiroTranscription ↓Programmer: Honey, Do you know what today is?Wife: Oh Darling... Sure I know... Today is the Valentine's day...Programmer: Valentine's what?? No, no... Today is Delphi's birthday!--T-shirt: ? begin ? end

Confidential 17/01/2012 14:45

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Aloisio Almeida Jr */ Wife: Darling, you never told what you're working on Programmer: It's because my actual project is classified... Wife: What??? Are you saying you don't trust me?!? Programmer: HUMPF... ok, I tell you...() leia mais

Did you? 15/12/2011 15:29

Transcription ↓/* True story sent by Ian Magalhães */Wife: Wow! Did you create this site?Programmer: Yeah!Wife: And what's that logo at the bottom?Programmer: It's designer's logoWife: So, who created the site, He or you?Programmer: I programmed... He did the layout!Wife: So, he created...Original: Você que fez?

 

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